Seriously?

The Wake n' Bacon alarm clock.  

Now you can eat greasy bacon in the comfort of your own sheets.  Yikes. 

what's the dif?

The most random thing occurred at work today.  We ordered some binding coils and covers for a project.  Today we received those coils and covers packed with POPCORN.  No, not that boring tasteless white plastic stuff, but the corny yellow and buttery stuff.  
I refused to eat it, but the guys had no problem eating it right up.  Quote from a coworker, "Tastes just like the theater."  Wow.  I love my office.